[najida]

Boy hun,
You're really batten' 1000 today!

[Lazamataz]

Let's face it. Being both past 30, all we could ever hope to do is go through the hollow motions of love. Our love glands died at 29.

You don't want to go against the opinion of thirty Helens, do you?

(Zoom in on an old lady named Helen): Bow howdy, I'll give you such a hit.

(Zoom in on another old lady named Helen): Japan went against us once. We nuked 'em.

Thirty Helens agree: You don't want to go against the opinion of thirty Helens.