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420-Pound Man Charged With Second Beer Heist at Same Idaho Store
Associated Press ^
| Aug 26, 2005
| Anon
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:08:02 AM PDT by Pharmboy
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I guess he likes the taters.
He faces life in prison? Whew...
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:08:02 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
Probably a three-strikes law, since he has a previous record.
I wouldn't want to try to hold off a 420 pound man with just an iron pipe. A caliber beginning with ".4" would be a whole lot more to my liking. Although I wonder if a .45 ACP could penetrate all that lard . . .
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:10:18 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: Pharmboy
How tough would it be to clean a 420 pounder's clack?
Guy can barely move.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:10:37 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
To: Pharmboy
Police said Timbana punched a different clerk at the store during a January beer heist. He spent 43 days in jail in that case 43 days is a long time on a case. I can finish one in 2 to 3 days.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:10:55 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Pharmboy
You'd need an awful big pipe to hold a 420 man. The guy could just set on and kill you.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:11:12 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Pharmboy
I wonder if it was "more taste" or "less filling". I guess he was going for the "gusto".
Domestic or imported?
Yes, I too would like to go to jail for a couple o' six paks and a bag of chips.
I wonder if he belongs to Mensa?
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:12:34 AM PDT
by
garyhope
To: ShadowDancer
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:14:14 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: Pharmboy
was accused of walking into the Cowboy Oil store Aug. 9 and taking a swing at a clerk who refused to sell him beer after hours. Something strange about this. Anyhow, the clerk was rumored to have said after the fellow took a swing at him:
"You're still not getting my Budlite."
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:14:24 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Can we swap Cindy Sheehan in Crawford for Cindy Crawford anywhere?)
To: wideawake
How tough would it be to clean a 420 pounder's clack? Guy can barely move.
But he could sit on you.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:15:45 AM PDT
by
pepperhead
(Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
To: wideawake
You've got to watch your ass with someone that big. He'll probably wear out quick, but nothing can help you if he gets his hands on you or you try to fight in close.
To: gov_bean_ counter
It used to be fairly common, when you tried to buy beer after 2:00 form 7-11, when the clerk said no, to just leave the five bucks on the counter and walk out with the beer. More than likely they just took the money for the sale rather than report a theft. Not something worth risking taking a lead pipe to a 420 pound beast.
To: caver
This him?
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:22:45 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(Mark Levin for Supreme Court Justice.)
To: Zeroisanumber
One of the early UFC tapes was big guys against little guys. Some of those little guys like Royce Gracie destroyed these giants.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:23:37 AM PDT
by
Luigi Vasellini
(60% of Saudis, 58%of Iraqis, 55%of Kuwaitis,50% of Jordanians married 1st or 2nd cousins. LOL!!!)
To: Pharmboy
Hold my iron pipe while I get your beer alert!
To: AnAmericanMother
his forehead would have almost no lard.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:27:35 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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To: petercooper
Geez, Gore looks like 420 pounds in that picture. Someone should be scrutinizing his photo ops.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:33:48 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Pharmboy
Okay...when did Fat Bastard move to Idaho? And I could have sworn he was Scottish.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:38:36 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Some guys crush beer cans on their forehead. Levi crushes kegs on his belly.)
To: Pharmboy
Hard to put together a police lineup for someone like that.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:40:10 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Why are we "freepers"? Shouldn't we be "freereps"? Are we dyslexic?)
To: AnAmericanMother
There are times when ball is a better answer than hollow points, for exactly that reason - greater penetration.
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posted on
08/26/2005 6:40:43 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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