Preparation H!>>>>>>
You are so funny. Do you remember that Preparation H commercial years ago that showed just 2 hands about 1 foot apart like they were about to clap together, then this person's hands moved slowly together, while a voice-over says that Prep H actually "shrinks hemmoroids". I mean by golly, it was like they were saying that the hemmoroids were THAT big. I would think you would need more than that to shrink them! LOL