Force feed him plenty of pork chops , pork roll, bacon, ham, pork ribs, pigs feet, pork rinds, biscuits cooked in pork fat, Noodles in vodka sauce, veggies in wine sauce till he's too fat to hang or explodes.
You forgot pork rinds.
Let's make the bacon nice and crispy and remind him that that's what is going to happen to him.
Then when all that food does damage to his heart, we go in and insert a pig valve.