Yeah, I guess I just didn't figure they'd stick around this long, I suppose...
Of course, casting me in the role of a sleeper would kind of require me not posting the kind of things I post for the past six years. Since my views haven't been much of a secret that entire time, I guess that theory is falling by the wayside.
So, to all those who have a problem with the question I posed, please forgive me for my unwillingness to pass judgment on the religious beliefs of people I've never met simply because I don't like their politics. Y'all go right on ahead and condemn them to hellfire or whatever you want to do, and feel good about it while you're doing it.
I'm sure your mommas would be proud.