[varyouga]

Here's the data card:

DRUIDS

In Brief: Teenage goths obsessed with fantasy role playing games like Magic the Gathering.
Gender: Male, female, or androgynous
Habitat: Food courts, Harry Potter premieres, Goth night
Favorite Music: Industrial music, The Cure, Misfits, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Wolfsheim, Alien Sex Fiend
Hobbies: smoking cloves in the JC Penney's parking lot, demon-like hissing at squirrels and younger children
Idiot Rank: 6.7

[billbears]

I had a druid as a professor in college. Old guy, looked around 70 or so. The class was Arthurian legends (okay I took all my electives in literature and history). First day of the class he flat out stated this class would be focused on dispelling Christian thought found in medieval literature. Then he went into a lecture on the wisdom of worshipping the trees. Only literature class I ever dropped