[wolfcreek]

I work outdoors in Texas and ware as little as possible. I laugh every time I see somebody in a 3 piece suit because I know their frying inside. One thing I don't get, are neckties. What a cruel, useless piece of apparel. As far as hair, I don't have enough to worry about.

[durasell]

There is absolutely no purpose to the necktie except to inject a measure of fear into the act of eating a perfectly good plate of pasta or bowl of soup.