Grandmothers NEVER stretch the truth, especially those that attended Catholic school, as bizzare as their stories sound, trust me, they are true!!! I am a product of Catholic school and we were told that kissing could cause pregnancy, now if you think it out, one thing leads to another and yes eventually kissing can lead/cause pregnancy, but it was not presented to us in that manner, we were told outright, kissing causes pregnancy, we were also told holding hands causes pregnancy, at school dances the nuns would carry rulers, if we were dancing to close to our partners, a nun would slide the ruler between us and tell us to leave room for the Holy Ghost, (back then he was a Ghost, not a Spirit as he is currently known!!) Ah, yes, a trip down memory lane is always entertaining!
My 102 year old Grandma told me that adultery is always the womans fault because a woman can run a lot faster with her dress up than a man with his pants down.