LOL! You should contact MS about this. Maybe they'll do an ad spread on you similar to the Volvo and VW ads that show their cars going a million miles.
Either that or they'd berate you for not upgrading ;-)
LOL. Don't get the wrong idea. Thats not ALL that I run. That particular LAN has no need to be upgraded. All my other stuff runs Win2000 or XP, and I actually find 2000 more stable than XP. I did not know what a BSOD was until I bought an HP machine for my kids with WinME on it. I blew that off after a couple months. Me was positively awful. The Pinto, Vega and Edsel of operating systems all rolled into one.