[The Great RJ]

I think I will declare myself as being Inuit and apply for some minority jobs.

[TBP]

I'm actually 1/124th American Indian. Do I qualify?

[righttackle44]

"I think I will declare myself as being Inuit and apply for some minority jobs."

Are you sure, man? The qualification for that is the ability to eat whale blubber and drink seal oil. If they had a position as community barfer or something like that, you might be eligible.