LOL! I love your post! And, not to worry - I'm working on yours! Most of these posted are ones I've had for a long time, and Louie helped with some of the newer ones. You *will* be fitted with a sig before long, *one-of-many-FR-Bobs*!
Just a note to all, and an apology if necessary. When I was putting the opening together, I previewed it in IE6, and since the background is a rainbow gradient, the text colors had to be arranged on the background colors so that they would show up.
When I put it in the posting form this morning, the text colors didn't fit, so I adjusted them for FR.
Now, I am viewing the thread in Firefox, and once again, some of my text colors do not have enough contrast against the background so that *I* can read it. If any of you are having that problem, I am sorry! :( You can highlight it and read it, fortunately!