Hagel to Join Protesters in Crawford (Vanity/Sarcasm)

From my computer in my PJ's | 8-22-05 | Crooked Constituent

[Crooked Constituent]

Senetor Chuck Hagle, a prospective 2008 republican presidential candidate, will be taking a trip to Crawford to join protesters and meet with Cindy Sheehan.

Hagel, a Republican from Nebraska, has recently criticized the Bush administration's prosecution of the warin Iraq, comparing it to Vietnam.

Many republicans were confused by his appearance on the weekend TV news shows, citing his statements to be virtually indistinguishable from those made by Senetor Ted Kennedy and failed Presidential candidate John Kerry.

Mrs. Sheehan has welcomed Chuck to the protest camp except suitable camping area is in low supply. Mrs. Sheehan warned that "there's not many places left to pitch a tent, maybe only the low wet areas of ditch are left", "and he better remember to bring his sun block because I saw him on TV this weekend and he looked pasty white".

Mrs. Sheehan is surprised to be joined by a republican. "Even though republicans are bottom feeders in general and he is from the party of the biggest Terrorist in the world, George Bush, we welcome anyone who would side with our radicalism"

Most of the protesters have struggled to maintain thier strength camping for extended periods. Betty Bitsher complained that it's a real challenge from not working a regular job to camping full time. "I've gathered sticks for the campfire for four days in a row and no one will help me. The local municipality should bring in some workers to keep us comfortable and a porta potty would be nice. It's getting really stinky behind that tree over there."

Mrs. Sheehan and protesters have been camping out in Crawford near the President's ranch for weeks.

[snowman1]

Big EFFING DEAL he has two PH so do I. This POS should be run out of NEB. on a rail. (TAR AND FEATHERS comes to mind)

[One Dight]

bump

[TankerKC]

What's your old screen name?

Jigantic Cheif ;)

[hole_n_one]

hysterical!