[Finny]

That question again: What's the worst-case scenario if he turns out NOT to be a legit reporter?

I have some possibilities:

1. He's a Muslim extemist suicide bomber who uses the info he gets from FR to blow the caravan to smithereenies.

2. He's a DUmmie who will turn around and take the fantastic attendance numbers posted here in jest and use them out of context to convince like-minded liberals how wacky and unrealistic FReepers are, and how wildly they overestimate the popularity of the Caravan to Crawford. He'll be able to show actual posts from all the wits at FR to prove it.

[Michael Goldsberry]

... seems like you answered your own question...