[Phantasy]

The MCB spokesman said: "John Ware had a preconceived goal, which was trying to portray the MCB as being in denial, and so the programme didn't present the true facts to the viewers."

Sounds like more denial to me.

[pennyfarmer]

Secretary General Sir Iqbal Sacranie Muslim Council of Britain (MCB) earlier today tried to get the reporters into the bathroom with him to convince them his turd smelled like roses.
"If it smells like roses to me then it must be roses" he is reported as saying.