Considering we are all descended from Thrintun food yeast, he wouldn't be far off.
Continuing the questioning of the ID "teacher".....
Student: "Since the Intelligent Designer could be a space alien, aren't all the of science fiction accounts of how space aliens created life on earth equally plausible?"
Teacher: "How right you are. You're really picking this theory up quick. I'm going to give you a Gold Star you can take home to your parents."
Wrong! This is the way it really was.
When light first came to the earth, O-ma-ma-ma the earth mother of the Cree people gave birth to the spirits of the world. The first born was Binay-sih, the thunderbird who protects the animals from the sea serpent, Genay-big. Thunderbirds shout out their unhappiness or anger with black clouds, rain and fire flashes in the sky. The second born was Ina-kaki, the lowly frog who heightens the sorcerer's powers and helps to control the insects in the world. The third born was the trickster Wee-sa-hay-jac, who can change himself into many forms or shapes to protect himself. The fourth child was Ma-heegun, Wee-sa-hay-jac's little wolf brother. They travel together with Wee-sa-hay-jac on his back. The fifth born was Amik the beaver, who is greatly respected because he is an unfortunate human from a different world. Fish, rocks, grasses, and trees all came from the womb of the great earth mother O-ma-ma-ma. The earth was inhabited a long time by only animals and spirits because Wee-sa-hay-jac had not yet made any people.