Tom wants Oprah

News.com.au ^ | August 20, 2005 | Geoffrey Wansell

[brivette]

Ok.....

[LauraleeBraswell]

Oprah is too smart for that.

[RGSpincich]

Oprah's head on the wall will look good in the Scientology Trophy Room.

[Types_with_Fist]

Somebody posted Tom Cruise Tries to Convert Oprah to Scientology back on 7/25/2005. Not real hard to predict but I thought it was interesting.

[texianyankee]

"Holmes says it is ludicrous to suggest that she has been press-ganged into adopting Scientology by her new fiance."

Katie, it's called, BRAIN WASHED.....

[stockpirate]

Well, well well. Wait until they encounter the "Religion of Peas", they will be able to make a salad.

[pabianice]

YOU could argue that she is the most influential woman in America, not least because her daily television program reaches into the living room of almost every home in the US.

This guy is delusional.

[silverleaf]

"Ten percent of your income, Baby! Gets rid of all those evil thetans! Works for me!"

[ncountylee]

Another Hollywood certifiable nut case!

[sinclair]

Nothing different happening here that doesn't happen in every other "religion" in the world.   

[MizSterious]

Wouldn't a simple tinfoil hat work just as well? ;)

[Oztrich Boy]

She says: "Tom ... is the kindest, smartest, most adoring man."

Yep she's been brainwashed. - noöne in there anymore.

[sharktrager]

Oprah would never fall for it. She is convinced she is God.

[sharktrager]

What church do you go to that gives away $700,000 cars, and when would you like to start trying to convert me?

[Issaquahking]

Scientology - America's answer to radical islam. Both of them are for idiots. More information on the Religion of BS here

[Cinnamon]

lmao... ya think he wsas trying to convert her on the spot?

[Kimmers]

Great post....LOL

[Altair333]

Read this story and tell me Katie Holmes isn't either brainwashed or nuts:

http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/070505/full_page.html

No pressure from Cruise, she swears: "That's really ludicrous because, I mean, you have to know Tom. He is the most loving, generous man who… first of all, he wants to help people. He doesn't put pressure on people. He is the kindest, smartest, most adoring man. It's a pleasure and a privilege to be with him."

As if that weren't already perfectly clear, just then a security guard lumbers into the dressing room and presents Holmes with a giant silver box tied in a thick purple ribbon. A small crowd gathers to watch her gleefully tear open the package and pluck out a Chanel diamond necklace—a gift, naturally, from Cruise. "He's my man! He's my man!" she screams, then jumps up on her chair to do an impression of her fiancé's now-famous sofa shtick from Oprah.

People begin to cheer. "This is your moment!" cries the manicurist.

"I can do splits too," Holmes says, jumping down and splaying herself across the floor. On that note, I suggest, we should probably get the photo shoot started.

"On that note," she replies, "I love him."

[FReepaholic]

...Travolta says. "Do you really believe that I would stand for something like that?...

Um, yes.