All right, I will bite. Name three lies that he has been caught in on this thread.
Make of this what you will, but I respectfully decline to go back over a thread that's gotten this big and extract the citations that reveal his lies. I simply don't have time. Top of my head, the kids using racial epithets was one (never mentioned till needed), the reaction of the waitress was another (it evolved, shall we say)....
I also think that, even if I had chapter and verse, you would find argument, as you are leaning in his defense. By the way, Samuel Clemens would have skewered this guy.