Do you figure that something as simple as an hamburger wrapper had to be designed?
Or.
Do you pick it up and say "Look what the atmospheric conditions must of produced!"?
No, I recognize it as a hamburger wrapper..
I understand the conditions and requirements for it's existance..
Do you have a cohesive, concise provable alternative explanation to evolution??
If so, stop playing games with metaphor and simile, and state your hypothesus, and let's see if it can stand up to criticizm..