If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (Full moon vanity)

08/20/05 | Self

[ChefKeith]

I'm gonna go with turn those three wishes into three more wishes for each and then continue with using 2 of the three to help fix things in the world and use the third one from each to have three more and so on and so on...

[atlanta67]

Muslims convert to Christianity
Democrat party impodes and GOP becomes fiscally responsible
More free porn

[BulletBobCo]

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart.

Suddenly, a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie popped out. She said, "I have three wishes to grant. Each of you gentleman can make one wish come true."

Friend number one got excited. He said, "I wish I was in Las Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other, surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he was gone, his wish granted.

Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children, at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he disappeared.

The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?"

He answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back to help me decide..."

[kstewskis]

Imagine No Liberals...

Early retirement....

and that guy I've been wanting to go out with for years now...

[HitmanLV]

I've read enough about wishes to know you have to word them very carefully. :-)

[ChefKeith]

Well you are easy to please;o)

[digger48]

1. I wish I hadn't clicked on here.......>poof<

[woofie]

I wish I didnt have all these wishes

[ChefKeith]

Well ask him out!

[dts32041]

Sounds g00d to me, but they are all pipe dreams.

Mine are more practical, a portable nuclear reactor for automobiles, true wireless Internet access, and death to all french men, women OK.

[Petronski]

a) A three-book deal

b) Healthy children

c) Water-front property

[tuffydoodle]

Peace and happiness for all the world.

A lighted, indoor arena.

A schnorkie.

[Stellar Dendrite]

LOL

[cyborg]

agreed

[trussell]

I would use the first wish to wish for unlimited wishes...the next wish to wish that none of my future wishes could be used against me (ie. asking for strength used to turn me into a man)...then I would use my unlimited wishes to wish for things to be made better.

[michaelbfree]

You should have wished for money. With that, you could have had all the girls that made the porn you wanted.....

[cyborg]

very smart!

[Petronski]

I think I screwed up the order. :O(

[Cvengr]

In sequence or in combination (that's either wish one or all three??)

[WOSG]

Dang ... all I want is Time Travel.