[thulldud]

How about some new team names based on a more modern consciousness: "The Fighting Clymers", "The Limping Berglers", "The Raving Deans", etc.

And if you can't use these names for a sports team, maybe they could be used for a band.

[plangent]

Next, they'll demand an end to naming military helicopters such the Apache, Chinook, Chickataw, Blackhawk, etc.

Then move on.org to counties such as Seminole, Chocktaw, Cherokee, etc...

Then on to State names such as Iowa, Delaware, etc.

Nuts running wild.