Did the duck-Taliban get a few sessions of sensitivity training? Did they get fired?
How about if when the duck is "released" it decides to hang around? They gonna machine-gun it away?
Under the release agreement, Erdmann ``must release the duck within several months, once it is ready for flight,'' Koenings said. Also, Erdmann must allow a Fish and Wildlife biologist to check on Gooey's welfare, ``as needed,'' Koenings said.
Whether Gooey would actually fly away from Erdmann, or whether state biologists actually have the time to make house calls on ducks wasn't clear Friday night.
Clearly they haven't thought that far ahead.