Posted on 08/19/2005 9:36:20 PM PDT by SwinneySwitch
Pacu Ping!
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I would say there is something fishy about this. :-)
Yep, I sure do. When I was in college a buddy of mine had a huge fishtank with six red piranha and one large pacu in it. We'd been drinking beer and he told me he didn't want to keep the pacu any more, so it came out of the tank and a knife came out of the drawer and I ended up pan frying it with some red chile sauce. It was actually quite tasty, (white, flaky meat), but there were a lot of bones.
Has there ever been an environmentalist whacko who hasn't co-opted alarmist rhetoric?
Brought the friggin fish in to the newspaper office, newspaper writes an article on the piranha look alike and the newspaper doesn't even have a picture of the thing?!?
Now THAT'S the ticket for a good cheap start to cut down on those swimming across the Rio Grande.
Let Texas introduce some more hybrid fresh water fish along the border.
Flaco: "Come on, Man. Let's swim across the borrrrder"
Jose: "No way, Man. Those feeshes will eat all my skin off!!" LOL.
Come on Gov. Perry. Here's a cheap way for you to pull your head out of your ass and make a stand on illegals here in Texas.
What about those fish that swim up ones pecker?
Not sure Matrix. They may be contacting you for one of their first guinea swimmers.
The Candiru
It swims up other "channels" as well. Watch your backside. : )
Understood, you chicken. lol.
Now that the 3rd special session is over with nothing done AGAIN, maybe you and I can offer some of our elected RINO's and other elected idiots up in Austin a free 30 day trial visit to skinny dip in some of South Texas finest places.
Yikes, a urologist has pictures of the extraction surgery from that very appendage:
http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm
Thanks, elmer. Apparently they can grow up to 50 pounds!
Ouch!
It tastes just like those frogs that taste like chicken--or is it chickens that taste like frogs?
After all, frogs came first in time.
Pacu Ping!
The one I cooked was probably about 2 lbs, which looked pretty big in the fish tank, bigger than the piranha anyway.
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