Ma would have me banned - but, listen to the song, lol ... the tease begins ...
Once upon a time 'lil buckaroos, there was a pre-op tranny working at the 500 club after Chris Owens' last show of the night ...
... and it ends ...
... and they all lived happily ever after, except Bonzo. He died, but that's another story.
J.
Hahahahahahahaha! *gulp* Gotcha. :-D