[Nathan Zachary]

Hagel must have had his head up Kerry's butt. Or has been asleep for the past year. Out binge drinking with Teddy perhaps...

Write this Rhino! Maybe he can be clued in.

[Night Hides Not]

Hagel must have had his head up Kerry's butt. Or has been asleep for the past year. Out binge drinking with Teddy perhaps...

Actually, each premise of yours is correct.

I think Hagel saw the polls that had his Presidential chances in decimal points, not digits.