[Kevin OMalley]

Are you sure this isn't from Scrappleface or the Onion? It's just too bizarre.

[Maria S]

"Are you sure this isn't from Scrappleface or the Onion? It's just too bizarre."

Nope! Just heard Rush mention (at 12:45 p.m. cdt) that he had read it on some blog...captainsquarters or something.