Laz, I appreciate good humor more than the next guy. The ludicrousness of life needs to be pointed out to maintain sanity in today's world. I just don't see the humor in that statement.
That being said, I and my children are not playing with any large carnivores.
"That being said, I and my children are not playing with any large carnivores."
Ya see, now I actually think THAT was pretty funny... : )