Oh, you've given me an idea. I'm going to go to L.A., steal a truck, steal a potted tree from a nursery, and stick a cat in it - then get involved in a chase, while calling Cindy Sheehan on my cellphone.
Imagine the coverage....
HAHAHA!!!!! Good Lord, Bob... And if you started driving it toward Aruba, the MSM would be running around like "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO??? MY "CHUBBY" IS SO BIG, I CAN'T HOLD MY MICROPHONE!!! THIS COULD BE MY "O.J." MOMENT... THIS, THIS COULD BE MY, MY "WATERGATE" MOMENT... IT COULD BE MY, OH MY GOODNESS IT COULD BE MY "MAN WALKS ON THE MOON" MOMENT!!!"