[FastCoyote]

"Jesus would vote Democrat"

The Dems have been known to raise the dead to vote, so I wouldn't completely reject this.

[chuckles]

I was watching the Sheehan debacle on Fox and saw a sign that said "Who would Jesus bomb?" I immediately shouted "Sodom and Gomorrah!" at the TV. My wife wondered what in the world was happening to me.

This crap keeps coming up over and over again about the political affiliation of Jesus. It just shows we have no inkling of what "King" and "Lord" means. There is no appeal to the SCOTUS in His court. He is Judge and Executioner. The same Lord that killed every man, woman, and child on Earth, sent His Son to die to save us. Go figger that one out. It is up to us to be on the side of Jesus, not that He be on our side. The minute the "Right Wing Fundamentalist Extremists" loose influence in the Republican Party, I will go Independent. Secular Republicans keep saying Christians will only shoot themselves in the foot to go 3rd party, to which I reply, "So don't loose us." The RINO's couldn't win dogcatcher without the Christians.

[Loud Mime]

---The Dems have been known to raise the dead to vote, so I wouldn't completely reject this.===

Wait a minute...if the Dems raise the dead, that means they are god?

;)