[Tallguy]

The idiots at Cornell are, and I am not making this up, already giddy at the fact that Coyotes are starting to make their way into the City of Evil.

Wait until their pets start getting snacked upon.

I don't think we have to worry about that happening. These are the same people that think keeping pets is akin to slavery.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Uh, I meant "wait until their companion animals start getting snacked upon."