I'm in a hippy mood... I went to Ithaca NY today. It is very very dry there. Got any tie-dyed burkas in stock? BTW- did you know that the Ithaca City Police Chief drives a yellow VW Beetle? It's got children's stickers all over it. Very intimidating.
Have a look.
That was July 22. It now looks more like this:
The best part is, I'm completely serious.