[Hand em their arse]

Proud to be at least 95% "Retrosexual"!!

[clintonh8r]

bump

[sierrahome]

I now have a NEW title to go with "old fashioned" and "relic".

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

That covers it all!

[TheBigB]

I like this. Very much.

[359Henrie]

BRRRAAAAPPP!.... What?

[crazyhorse691]

I forgot how to tie the windsor, so I threw the tie away. And since I no longer have a tie, all my shirts are now collarless...and buttonless.

[John Lenin]

The metrosexual movement lasted almost a full 15 minutes.

[diverteach]

"Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture wars, the Retrosexual movement."

I just rearanged my nuts then farted instead. BTW completely agree and if that makes me a redneck then, FINE.

[TheBigB]

Manly man *urp* ping!

[RepoGirl]

Retrosexuals, a.k.a. Alpha Males, are wonderful creatures. I'm proud to be married to one.

[rightwinggoth]

I agree with everything, including the Hot Topic part.

I'm not about to give up shopping Lip Service, though. ;)

[Boardwalk]

That is funny about paying for the date no matter what. If the female pays it throws off the dynamic in a way that isn't best for either one of you.

[cincinnati65]

I can agree with almost all of it.....except the crying in movies part.......Unfortunately, Field of Dreams will get me every time.

[Dan from Michigan]

Scarface

Say allo ta my little friend!

[AmericanArchConservative]

Pinging his friends with a politely subdued, yet manly, retrosexual flatus for emphasis...

A.A.C.

"Making America safe for MEN once more"

[skimbell]

Yeah, so what's new? Isn't this how you're supposed to do it?

I guess that..."I was retro, when retro wasn't cool"

[SandRat]

A few minor edits on these few entgries

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you're still chasing after women at 90 I am your student.

This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title or Jane Fonda or Michael Moore in the credits.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak tree chipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city and state across the country, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual man's favorite movie isn't "Maid in Manhattan" (unless that refers to some foxy French maid sitting in a huge tub of brandy or whiskey), or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood." Acceptable ones may include any John Wayne movie, A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above 2nd Lt, 2nd Lts' are considered chillen and needing adult supervision)

NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thanks them for serving their country.

[XJarhead]

Fight Club? Always thought that was a metro's idea of what a real man movie was. I mean, if women like it, or it has Brad Pitt in it, it can't be your favorite movie. Fight Club loses on both counts.

[philman_36]

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie - and ONLY a Windsor knot.
Uh-oh, I know two knots for neckties. One is even more simple than a Windsor. Unlike with a Windsor, which unties itself when you pull the ends, you have to actually untie that knot when you take the tie off.
Therefore...
A Retrosexual knows how to tie a proper knot. He should know the difference between a square knot and a granny knot and a bowline is a must know knot.
And I'd like to offer for consideration...
A Retrosexual knows how to cast a fishing reel and untangle a bird's nest if he messes up. Getting a new reel doesn't count.
Lots more could be added. In summation...

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, write a sonnet, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, solve equations, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." Robert Heinlein

[elkfersupper]

That pretty much says it.