How about a scale model of eh nuclear weapon design he gave to the Red Chinese in exchange for illegal campaign contributions?
Nahhh..he needs humiliation for putting this country through 8 years of hell.
The cigar would be known to all Americans for ages to come. I wish someone would seriously do it. I would give money for the cause. I am sure there must be some property down the street from the library (magazine rack) that would lease out a little space to erect (oops)the 100 foot cigar statue...I like it!