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BBWAAHAHAHAHAH!! What moron can't smell the difference between gas and diesel? If you get one drop of that stuff on you it stinks all day, man it must be fun to arrest idiots like this all day.
1 posted on 08/16/2005 11:28:04 AM PDT by Abathar
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To: Abathar; windcliff

Not the brightest bulbs in the universe.


2 posted on 08/16/2005 11:31:40 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Abathar

Was it these guys?

3 posted on 08/16/2005 11:32:47 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest" - ALAN BURKHART.COM)
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To: Abathar

LoL! They travel in pairs now.


5 posted on 08/16/2005 11:33:34 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: Abathar

Why is a construction company using off-road diesel?


6 posted on 08/16/2005 11:38:50 AM PDT by kenth
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To: Abathar

Maybe they were Mennonites ????


8 posted on 08/16/2005 11:42:04 AM PDT by lizma
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To: Abathar
Excerpted and condensed from: Can I use diesel fuel instead of regular gas?

Gasoline is often thought of as being a single chemical, but it's actually a complex mixture of hydrocarbons that generally have 4 to 12 carbon atoms in their molecules....

Diesel fuel is a light oil that is heavier than gasoline, composed of hydrocarbons generally having between 10 and 20 carbon atoms in their molecules ...

What happens when you use gasoline in a diesel engine? Either something expensive or something very expensive. Since gasoline is designed to be resistant to self-ignition, gasoline in a diesel engine either won't ignite or will ignite at the wrong time. Some diesel engines run leaner than gasoline engines (meaning that the air-fuel mix has a higher proportion of air than a gasoline engine). That increases the chances that the gasoline won't ignite and that unburnt fuel will be sent into the hot exhaust system--where, ironically, it  could ignite, leading to possible exhaust damage. Even if you avoid that disaster, you can expect to pay $500 to drain the fuel tank, clean out the fuel lines, and refill the tank with diesel.

Trying to use diesel fuel in a gasoline engine also has unpleasant consequences, but generally not as dire in terms of damage to the fuel system. Depending on the proportion of diesel fuel relative to gas in the tank, a gasoline engine will either run poorly or stop altogether, necessitating another $500 trip to the repair shop for draining and flushing. A couple of old grease monkeys at the shop I used to work at claimed that their "super high-compression" gasoline engines of the late 1960s could easily switch between gasoline and diesel fuel with no problems, but I tend to think they spent too much time inhaling fumes from the carburetor cleaning tank.

click on the link for more info.

9 posted on 08/16/2005 11:43:35 AM PDT by Willie Green (Some people march to a different drummer - and some people polka)
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To: Abathar
The employee noticed that the fuel was the distinctive red color of off-road diesel.

I’ve heard of that but never actually seen it.

We delivered to plenty of farms and it was always the same diesel everyone else got - just without the taxes. Only thing I can remember about the color was that Texaco had the most beautiful honey colored diesel you’ve ever seen. Tosco and ARCO always had muddy looking diesel – and they could have been doing fuel swaps because one then the other were running out at that time.

16 posted on 08/16/2005 11:52:48 AM PDT by Who dat?
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To: mhking; Larry Lucido; aculeus; general_re; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; Petronski; ...

Just D'oh!


17 posted on 08/16/2005 11:53:02 AM PDT by dighton
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Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

19 posted on 08/16/2005 12:03:35 PM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: Abathar
inhaling fumes from the carburetor cleaning tank

I love the smell of parts cleaning solvent in the morning.

20 posted on 08/16/2005 12:16:21 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken (Seldom right, but never in doubt.)
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To: Abathar

Well, a kid I knew stole a motorcycle, and then siphoned diesel out of the diesel VW sitting out front.
He couldn't understand why the motorcycle wouldn't run.


Well.. I didn't bother telling him that with a tank full of diesel, a gasoline engine won't run.


22 posted on 08/16/2005 12:18:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (This tagline has gone berserk! Run for your lives! _______\o/_______ Aiiiiie it's got me!)
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To: Abathar

Hey, as a guy who likes to bathe in diesel I resent that smell remark. Ok, so I stink a little, but I still resent it!


29 posted on 08/16/2005 2:02:28 PM PDT by Doc Savage (...because they stand on a wall, and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch!)
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To: Abathar

Last year in Indiana we had some idiots steal a Mercedes diesel and then put gasoline in the tank. There weren't too smart either.


30 posted on 08/16/2005 2:05:31 PM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: Abathar
"An employee of Beer & Slabaugh..."

I'd LOVE to work for a company called Beer & Slobby! Where do I apply?
33 posted on 08/16/2005 6:50:39 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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To: Abathar
They acknowledged the theft explaining their mistake and saying their car would not run.

Smells a little like just deserts.

34 posted on 08/16/2005 6:53:36 PM PDT by GOPJ (A person who will lie for you, will lie against you.)
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To: Abathar

I thought "Dajuan" was a mustard


36 posted on 08/16/2005 8:35:00 PM PDT by RIGHT IN LAS VEGAS
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