[fortunecookie]

LOL, you are smooth! ;-)

[Lazamataz]

heh heh heh... this has been fun but off to a meeting during my oh-so-successful career¹. I've been too kind and gentle² in these meetings, but I am absolutely loyal³ to the company. It makes sense I would be, because I have a lot of prestige^4,5 here.

¹ Brings home woolly mammoth legs.
² Won't kill you in the cave.
³ Won't procreate with other women.
⁴ Has confidence and thusly has been successful on the serengheti plain.
⁵ Has prestige and thusly won't be expelled or stoned by the tribe.