LOL. I've always thought Bobby Flay would be an a55hole too. (Although I think I'm being a little prejudiced because of his Yankee accent).
Hmmmm, Emeril is cuddly, but his hair is too curly for my taste (and thinning on top).
Alton Brown does nothing for me.
Paula from "Paula's Homecooking" has some cute sons.....
Who's that guy, Michael something-Italian-sounding who does that show on entertaining? He's not bad at all and is healthy-looking too. Looks like he enjoys his good food in moderation and he exercises. My kinda guy.
FYI, I watch the food network in the mornings while I run on the treadmill. I'm a huge Rachel Ray fan. I can't stand that Sanda Lee woman though. Everything she makes is processed, fatty crap, and her speech patterns are so bizarre. She stresses all the wrong words in each sentence, and she's condescending.