Hey maybe you want to annex Kaliningrad, I know that RusIvan would be glad!
"...Hey maybe you want to annex Kaliningrad, I know that RusIvan would be glad!..."
Uaahrgh! Doctor! Doctor! Not again! We are no masochists.
It would be much better for everybody if you Poles would buy it from Putin. Then you could suffer the reality of "Begrüßungsgeld" (welcome money), "Transferleistungen" (Transfer payment) and "Solidaritätszuschlag" (solidary tax). The best thing would be that you could welcome a few thousand homeless (we can not say that the huts in Kaliningrad are homes), unemployed, undereducated guys who need your social welfare. ;-)
Have fun.