Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack) to Unveil Brand-New, Never-Before-Seen Exit Strategy to End War in Iraq

BusinessWire.com ^ | 8/15/2005 | Staff

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

the production of a major franchise feature film to end the war

Folks this battle of ideas just got sent to DEFCON 1. No matter how bad a fight may get, those on our side still have respect for other people and know some things are off limits. There are lines that shouldn't be crossed. They have now stooped to the lowest of lows I thought no human was capable of by threatening us with another "Billy Jack" movie. The only thing more inhuman is threatening to make us watch it.

[stylin19a]

ok, so maybe he could take steven segall.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Answering this post quickly. No pictures, please. I'm scared to think of what these two might look like.

They were quite weather-beaten even back in the 70's.

[Melas]

Well, it had high points. The first exposure of Aikido to most in the western world.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

You kidding? Five bucks says he couldn't even take out , at this point. :)

[Lijahsbubbe]

I remember that movie like it was yesterday, and even though I was young, I could easily see the leftist propaganda all through the movie.

LOL. Ain't it the truth! Plus, I always was thinkin', if BJ's so studly, what's he doin' with her? More leftist BS.

[stylin19a]

To raise the money for the new Billy Jack film, they are offering the most unique film investment opportunity yet seen in the motion picture business: a guarantee that if after 24 months the investor has not received 100% of their investment back plus at least a 50% return, they will repay the investment plus 12% ...

Didn't Zero Mostel & Gene Wilder already try this ?

[SandRat]

Hey Billy Jack, the Mother Ship called and said they'd be two earth centuries late. They wanted to know if you wanted to give up your seat ticket.

[paul51]

It has to be something in the water in ca. I have no other explanation. All these insane bastards always seem to come from california. I have to get out of here. I'm so tired of being embarrassed like this. Tomorrow I'll be reading boxer is sponsoring this new 'movement'.

[Lijahsbubbe]

That pic of Delores is WAY too flattering....

[socal_parrot]

The basic plot of Billy Jack...

A bunch of peaceful people are minding there own business singing sappy songs and stuff (kind of like Kuwait)

Their mean bully neighbors menace the peaceful people and pour flour on a cute Indian kid in a candy store (kind of like Iraq)

Billy wants to go in and clean house, but is stopped by a peace loving leader who is hoping for a diplomatic outcome (kind of like the UN)

More people are killed, hurt, raped and have flour poured on them so Billy Jack has to go in and kill and or maim everyone in sight.

Billy Jack is arrested and held more accountable than any of the mean bully thugs.

[Salamander]

ROFL!!!!

[hsalaw]

Here's his "plan":

“Give back the oil – Bring home the troops”

I read the whole thing - and it's clear his meds are seriously out of adjustment.

[Choose Ye This Day]

LOL!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[JennysCool]

The dude is 74. Bea Arthur could kick his @ss now.

They'll probably replace him with this guy:

[Mike Darancette]

For a peacenik his movies were disturbingly violent for their day.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"I have a plan... a super-duper-deluxe secret plan... no... really, I do...... and... and... and it's gonna end the war, too... you'll see... you'll ALL see..."

[righttackle44]

"How come all that oil we're stealing from Iraq isn't making it onto the world market and bringing down prices?"

A question that CoasttoCoast AM's chief conspiracy theorist George Noory also needs to answer, speaking of weirdies and that go bump in the night.

[JennysCool]

He's got the martial arts moves down, too...

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, brother. A little too much peyote, there, Billy Jackass.

"Give back the oil. Replace the troops. Change my bong water. Change my Depends."