Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack) to Unveil Brand-New, Never-Before-Seen Exit Strategy to End War in Iraq

BusinessWire.com ^ | 8/15/2005 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

MOORPARK, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 15, 2005--"Enough is enough!" said Delores Taylor, alongside her husband, Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack). The quintessential activist heroine and hero of the 1970's are back with a vengeance. They are determined to end the war in Iraq, by restoring America to her moral purpose, before subway terrorists possess nuclear weapons in suitcases.

To reveal this new exciting exit plan, Laughlin will be holding a press conference at Peace House located at 9142 5th Street, Crawford, Texas, on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1 p.m. (CT).

"This plan is a win/win situation for the Iraqi people, and especially for every American -- Republican, Democrat or Independent. Over 87% of 174 voters strongly approved this plan, including 61% who were Republican or initially favored the war," said Laughlin.

Not affiliated with either political party, Taylor and Laughlin are inviting the public to join them in a crusade to end the war and diffuse the escalating nuclear crisis.

Outraged at the daily deaths of American soldiers as well as innocent Iraqi civilians, and in support of Cindy Sheehan's courageous stand, they have created a never-before-seen comprehensive seven-month campaign with five separate major national events. The goal is to make America and the world fully aware that there exists an immediately available exit plan to end the war, give genuine peace, freedom and democracy to the Iraqi people, and bring our troops home by Christmas.

At Laughlin's press conference, he will reveal:

-- What the realistic exit plan is, why it will work, and why it is immediately available.

-- What these five separate national events will be, and how they will make certain that Sheehan's patriotic "Paul Revere" wake up call that this war has always been about oil does not disappear.

"These five unprecedented national events will prove to everyone that this war was always about deception and oil," says Laughlin. "And once you understand the war has always been about oil, the exit plan becomes self-evident," he continues.

The special events include: A national campaign of six full-page newspaper ads, TV spots and infomercials; a ten million person/100 city rally and vigil; a citizens' investigative nationally televised hearing conducted not by politicians, but by a panel of victims of the war; use of the Billy Jack Web site and other sites against the war; and another unprecedented event that will reach the world, the production of a major franchise feature film to end the war -- Billy Jack's Crusade to End the War and Restore America To Its Moral Purpose.

For further information, contact EndTheIraqWar.com at P.O. Box 840, Moorpark, CA 93020. Call: 877-253-4567. Fax: 805-523-9412. E-mail: EndTheIraqWar@yahoo.com. Web Site: www.EndTheIraqWar.com or www.BillyJack.com.

[Salamander]

Book smart.
Life stupid.

[Mustng959]

~Tom Laughlin vs. Chuck Norris ? Tom Laughlin vs. Van Damme ? Tom Laughlin vs. Steven Segall ? Tom Laughlin vs. Jackie Chan ? Tom Laughlin vs. Ditka ?~

Closest match-up I could find:

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Other individuals capable of kicking Tom Laughlin's sorry, washed-up has-been hippie @ss up and down the street at will, just for grins'n'giggles:

[woofie]

"Give back the oil. Replace the troops. Change my bong water. Change my Depends."

Wrong....."Give back the oil. Replace the troops. Drink my bong water. Change my Depends."

[Salamander]

He's baaaaa-aaack.....;)

[Salamander]

I wanna see him go up against Steve Oedekerk and his nun-woodchucks

[xp38]

The socialists have almost all the entertainment stars on their side but when you have almost everyone you also end up with detritus like this. Bwahahaha

[NRA1995]

I must admit, I liked "Born Losers" a lot more than "Billy Jack".....Jeremy Slate was a cool villain.....

[libs_kma]

"ok, so maybe he could take steven segall."

I've always found it funny that Segal runs like a little sissy-boy.

[alnick]

[alnick]

[LRS]

He isn't going to pull his shoes off, is he?

[metesky]

This is gonna be one of the funniest times we've had at FR. I can't wait until Thursday!

[OpusatFR]

And how much oil does this idiot use to promote himself?

The end game is about controlling the oil fields and frankly, since everyone in the world uses it, I agree with that end.

If Bill Crack, er, Jack can come up with an alternate form of energy, say, capturing natural gas from his rear, or perhaps I have his anatomy wrong, then good. Otherwise, take his floundering career and stuff it.

Oh my. I am in such a not good space this morning.

[Oztrich Boy]

Ohh! Dolly and Billy-Jack used the "c"-word.

[DJ MacWoW]

Now THAT'S funny. The moonbat all tricked out for an original moonbat! LOL!!

[TheBigB]

Jeeze, when I read about crap like this...

I...just...GO...BE-...SERK!!

[BJClinton]

*splort* 'New Keyboard' and all of that. I have got to use that as my new tagline!

[ExpatCanuck]

I want to know when Mike Tyson is going to come out in support of Sheehan with his own plan.

I can see it now... 'Come here bee-atch, I got a plan for you here in my pants!'

[socal_parrot]

I think I'll take time off so I can listen to the plan, then go out and celebrate with my wife and our Flower Children.

I just hope they play that smarmy song...;)