Is it just me or does it sound like this camp is not to clean over all? It sure took them long enough to get portable toilets. Maybe that mystery bottle of vanilla is some sort of holistic left wing remedy to keep from getting dysentery while rolling around in one's own filth.
It's got to be getting pretty rank around there by now.
A few more things this part of the country has in abundance:
Rabid Coons, possums and skunks
All attracted to food laying out and smells.