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To: benjaminjjones

I can't believe people on this thread are acting like the gorilla did it. It wasn't the gorilla, it was the caretaker who is causing the problem. Find a caretaker who doesn't have this fetish.


65 posted on 08/15/2005 4:14:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: nickcarraway

I blame Jane Goodall.


70 posted on 08/15/2005 4:54:23 PM PDT by weegee (The Rovebaiting by DUAC must stop. It is nothing but a partisan witchhunt.)
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To: nickcarraway
Find a caretaker who doesn't have this fetish.

Nick, Nick, please listen to what you are saying...

You must understand Koko is, of course, gay. She is as entitled to free expression of her completely natural and good desires as any human ... you ante-diluvian right-wing bigot! Being gay is not a fetish, it's a right. In fact God Herself may be gay, if indeed Koko believes in Her. As would be her right to, or not.

However, although Koko clearly needs to learn more about Sexual Harassment in the Workplace, blaming this on the caretaker actually demeans Koko. It deprives her of responsibility. That means you need counseling about females in the workplace and alternative lifestyles.

We'll be discussing your pathetic case at our PETA meeting this Thursday evening, and again at our HR Conference on Friday morning.

This communication may be construed as a warning and shall be placed in your personnel file.

75 posted on 08/15/2005 6:49:35 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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To: nickcarraway
You know, back before I was married I should of got a dog.

While walking the dog I could just use the ol' "Hey, my dog wants to see your breasts" line.

77 posted on 08/16/2005 7:45:49 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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