You haven't even scratched the surface of possibilities. The most basic problem with your formulation is that you have attempted to hide your assumptions about what God is and does. The fact that God exists does not demonstrate He has the attributes you ascribe.
Mere men get to "ascribe" to God what attributes He's allowed to have???? Puuuleeeeze. LOL
I have to get to work and don't have time right now to respond to your assertion in any detail. I'll get back to this after bit.
In the meantime, you should carefully read this link and let it actually sink in: Why Bible Critics Do Not Deserve the Benefit of the Doubt