All of Satan's familiars are gathering together.
I can't think of anybody who is missing, can you?
Well now that Senators Teddy K and Johnny K from Mass have released statements in support of Mother Sheean, no doesn't look like there is anyone missing.
Oh well, Al Sharpton is DEMANDING a park be renamed.
Heavens.. another toughie for the feminist PAC, too. For obvious reasons.
drumroll... THE NEA!