To: timpad
Hah! Wait til you get hit by the whole swarm of them. They do actually wait and send out some kind of signal (this per the Discovery Science channel) then all of them chow down at once. I used to think I just imagined that they did this, but science has confirmed it. There have been occasions when, once they hit me, I looked down and saw my whole foot covered with them. Very painful, plus it all swells--and it doesn't go away soon.
121 posted on
08/14/2005 10:34:15 AM PDT by
MizSterious
(Now, if only we could convince them all to put on their bomb-vests and meet in Mecca...)
To: MizSterious
Are you talking about fire ants or libs?
To: MizSterious
I think they ought to go field dress and butcher a javelina just on the private side of the property line in full view. Every fifteen minutes. Leave the gutpiles. In a few hours it'll stink to high heaven.
180 posted on
08/14/2005 11:08:01 AM PDT by
Terriergal
(What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.)
To: MizSterious; timpad
They do actually wait and send out some kind of signalIt is a scent put out by one to tell the others to chow down NOW!!!
187 posted on
08/14/2005 11:11:06 AM PDT by
ChefKeith
(If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking.)
To: MizSterious
Hah! Wait til you get hit by the whole swarm of them.
A swarm is something I have no intention of encountering. I must've come across some sort of advance scout, or got the heck out of there before his pals showed up. I had a bump there for a week. No fun. I almost feel sorry for Lefty if they've encountered these things. Almost.
355 posted on
08/14/2005 3:14:48 PM PDT by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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