[TexasNative2000]

We be cool.

You be humid. (And you smell like a refinery.)

[hopespringseternal]

You be humid. (And you smell like a refinery.)

Ah, Houston, where you can die of heat exhaustion when it is 80 degrees.

On the plus side, the humidity keeps skin looking younger longer.

[Shawndell Green]

"You be humid."

True, I was sweating like a pig whilst mowing the lawn yesterday. I got started a little too late in the morning, since it rained overnight and I waited for the sun to come out and dry the grass.

But I lived in Sanger, north of Dallas, for more than five years, and even though it was not as humid, it was still plenty hot in all summer and not only is Dallas hotter than heck all summer, when the fronts move through in the winter and that wind kicks up, it can get darn cold in the winter, at least cold enough to have one or two ice storms every year.


"And you smell like a refinery."

Only in the morning, after the refineries do their thing in the middle of the night and before the odor dissipates. All that money has to come from somewhere.

[starfish923]

You be humid. (And you smell like a refinery.)

I thought that would be YEW-ston that had the eau d'refinery.

[humblegunner]

(And you smell like a refinery.)

Smells like money.

[Savage Rider]

That smell is Pasadena drifting into Houston.