Hard cider, if you please. If you haven't got that, anything mildly alchoholic will do. I'll need the buzz to maintain a sense of humor.
On this thread, the sense of humor is part of the ambience. We have a lot of fun here, and even discuss "heavy" things! Like getting this castle airborne!
And would you like a sandwich with that cider?
(Bob...we do have some apple trees, do we not? And an apple press?...)