[NicknamedBob]

"What do you think it will be next year, dinosaurs had fur, were gay?
Maybe it was all a hoax, like the crop circles.
And after they solve Chupacabra, (a name deserving of its own song)
I'll be waiting for the scoop on Loch Ness."

Point by point:
I only implied that dinosaurs with feathers looked gay, and I wasn't the first to so imply.
They didn't need to be gay, that's what the rock was for...

Crop circles a hoax ... Ha ha ha. You don't realize what's happened. Remember the reports of people wandering around in crop circles, losing track of time, getting disoriented? The aliens have gone industrial strength on us! They changed from temporary "crop" circles to the more permanent option, traffic circles!

I really don't care about goats, and their terminal sex habits, but I can enlighten you about the Loch Ness monster. The dang thing busted down a cargo bay door on our floating castle, and impregnated our plesiosaur! It's all in the record. I'm still trying to figure out who I can sue.

[fanfan]

Bob,

Will we be bringing fishing rods, and bait?

I hear this morning that Titan has a lake.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

It could be a whole new furry fetish!!