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Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan
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All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Goodnight Bob!
And people wonder why I don't enjoy bars...
Good night, Bob. Have a good trip.
Good luck.
Etc...
:)
But that is very unusual - her poor daughter was mortified!
LOL
Tech control is the common name for what was USAF AFSC 307X0 Telecommunications Control Systems.
This man was famous the world over for the Tulips that he grew. People used to come from all over just to admire them and to try and get the secret of how he grew them from him. He was very cagey and would say, "I just put the bulbs in and they come up like that all perfect."
Of course no one believed him, but no matter what ploy was used. no one could discover just what it was that turned ordinary bulbs into the most beautiful Tulip Blooms that anyone had ever grown. Whole fields of them identical and all perfect.
One day the temptation grew too much for one of his loyal workers.
He decided that he would get the secret and make some money on the side. He got the Tulip Grower drunk on Home Made Wine and gradually turned the conversation around to Tulip Growing.
He gradually relaxed and soon came the direct question, "How do you do it?" He replied... "I use Hamsters!" The devious worker said, "Don't be daft, how can Hamsters make Ordinary Tulip Bulbs produce blooms like you can?"
The Tulip Grower said, On my other property I breed Hamsters - not just a few, but thousands. When they are adults I run over em with a steam roller and crush em into pulp. I then bulldoze the pulp into a machine which cans them into 7lb tins which I store in a big warehouse. At the start of the growing season I go out at night with lorry loads of the tins and open them and spread them all over the fields, I then get a tractor and plough and I plough it all into the ground and then the next day I plant the Tulip Bulbs and you have seen for yourself the results."
His friend said, "Well I suppose it works, but I don't see how!"
The Tulip Grower said, "Obvious, isn't it? I copied the Dutch, they are Tulips from Hamster Jam!"
I have 1,000 hamsters for sale.
Ewwww!
Bell
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The Statesman's electronic edition is missing the story about the makeup of the GJ. In the dead tree edition, the makeup of the GJ was published.
Seven of the 12 jurors had consistently voted in dimbocRAT primaries.
Only one juror voted in a Republican primary.
One had switched parties several times and the others never voted in primaries
Grandstanding by an America hating A Hole.
Oh. In the USAF, I was a AFSC 30554. Sounds like a Zip code but I worked on the SAC Primary Alert System, in the early 70's. Our equipment delivered the shoot the Nukes message to ICBM sites and B52 bomber wings.
Knew lots of 304's and 307's(mine) but you're the first 305 I've known of.
Heck there were 20 of us at McConnell AFB Kansas which was a small KC125 and Titan II missile base.
Not anymore!
LOL!
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