Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[Darksheare]

Yes.

Also a fully functional metallurgy lab.

[Dead Corpse]

I told him we should checked those crates the Richard Pickman wanted to bring on board. Herbert West has been a boon as far as improving the Castle's Zombies, but some of his friends are kinda odd...

[Dead Corpse]

Copycat.

[Dead Corpse]

Lab. Storage. Smithy. Truth be told, I've kinda lost track myself.

[Monkey Face]

Yes, we should have...now what are we going to do?
And who's going to have to clean up the mess down there?
Darks? You need to get the zombies off their butts and make them turn to.

[Dead Corpse]

The dwarves and I have not been idle. Getting the subterranean sections set for space has been a bit of a chore. What started with the dungeons went rather far afield. I tried making maps, but no two mapping efforts seem to agree with each other now. Even ultra-long wave density scans taken as little as a few hours apart show almost completely different internal structures. Not a different distribution of mass, but the pathways themselves seem to go where they want instead of where they were supposedly put.

It's why I put in the T-ray scanners for internal monitoring. It doesn't work quite right yet... but we are working on it...

[Monkey Face]

I knew the smithy was there, but I thought that was on the first level down. I was never sure about where the lab was...yoiks.

[Monkey Face]

As long as I know it's in your capable hands, I won't worry so much. *sigh* I can just never get all these halways and labs and cubicles and ... well...I get kinda lost. :o|

[Dead Corpse]

The labs were a bit further down. We also needed some place for Herbert to work on the spores that cause Zombies to re-animate.

[Dead Corpse]

The upper areas are easy. Just punch up a Castle map on any available terminal. It'll tell you right where you are and how to get where you want to go. Above ground down to the original Dungeon levels only though. Anything deeper is kind of a "Subterra Incognito" at this point.

[Darksheare]

Well, with the 'holidays' coming, the zombies were getting into the spirit of things and decorating.

I really don't want to know what they were doing with the corpse of 'fox news fan'.

I'll get some of them cleaning up the areas likely to have visitors.

[Temple Owl]

I had to hold off, I think "You Know Who" was lurking,
Here it is,



Stir-fried Tofu With Mushrooms and Oyster sauce

The indescribable flavor of umami comes through quite strongly when dried mushrooms are used.
INGREDIENTS:

* 3/4 pound firm tofu
* 1 cup dried black or shiitake mushrooms, or fresh mushrooms
* 1 cup canned bamboo shoots
* 2 tablespoons dark soy sauce
* 1 tablespoon oyster sauce
* 1 teaspoon sugar
* 1 1/2 tablespoons Chinese rice wine or dry sherry
* 2 tablespoons oil

PREPARATION:
Remove the tofu from the package and drain. Cut the tofu lengthwise through the middle, so that you have two equal pieces about 1-inch thick. Cut into large cubes.
If using dried black or shiitake mushrooms, reconstitute by soaking in warm water for 20 minutes or until they have softened.
Squeeze to remove excess liquid and thinly slice. If using fresh mushrooms, wipe with a damp cloth and slice.
Rinse the bamboo shoots in warm running water and drain. In a small bowl, mix together the dark soy, oyster sauce, sugar, and sherry and set aside.
Heat the wok. When the wok is ready, add the oil. Add the bamboo shoots and mushrooms and stir until they are heated through.
Add the tofu and the dark soy/oyster sauce/sugar/sherry mixture. Stir-fry until the ingredients are heated through. Serve hot.
Then run to the bathroom.

[Dead Corpse]

Oh... that is what they were singing then...

"Deck the halls with loops of entrails...
Fa-la-la-la-laaa La-la-la-la."

[fanfan]

Then run to the bathroom.

We normally eat in the kitchen. You?

[Temple Owl]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were having a terrible fight.

"I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping
Beauty.
"No, you're not," answered Quasimodo and Tom Thumb.
"I am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb.
"No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Quasimodo."
"I am the ugliest person in the world," announced Quasimodo.
"No, you aren't," replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty. Well, they
decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator,
and
decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would
be
ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he
announced he would meet with them one at a time. Sleeping Beauty went
in
first and not a minute later came out beaming.
"I am the most beautiful person in the world. Merlin says so."
In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty.
"I am the smallest person in the world. Merlin agrees."
In goes Quasimodo and he stays a half hour, an hour, an hour and a
half.
Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is Sheila Copps?


.

[fanfan]

ROFLOL!

[Darksheare]

Yes, that would be what they were *cough* 'singing'.
If that could really be termed 'singing'.

*sniffle*

Our zombies are growing up..

[fanfan]

I was going to post a picture of the princess herself, but my DSL is so slow today!!

At some point in the future, when you are not expecting it........Bam! You'll get Sheila'd.

[Dead Corpse]

Iron Maiden: Can I play with Madness

Give me the sense to wonder
To wonder if I'm free
Give me a sense of wonder
To know I can be me
Give me the strength to hold my head up
Spit back in their face
Don't need no key to unlock this door
Gonna break down the walls
Break out of this bad place

Can I play with madness
The prophet stared at his crystal ball
Can I play with madness
There's no vision there at all
Can I play with madness
The prophet looked and he laughed at me
Can I play with madness
He said you're blind too blind to see

I screamed aloud to the old man
I said don't lie don't say you don't know
I say you pay for your mischief
In this world or the next
Oh and then he fixed me with a freezing glance
And the hellfires raged in his eyes
He said do you wanna know the truth son
I'll tell you the truth
Your soul's gonna burn in a lake of fire

Can I play with madness
The prophet stared at his crystal ball
Can I play with madness
There's no vision there at all
Can I play with madness
The prophet looked and he laughed at me
Can I play with madness
He said you're blind too blind to see

Can I play with madness
The prophet stared at his crystal ball
Can I play with madness
There's no vision there at all
Can I play with madness
The prophet looked and he laughed at me
Can I play with madness
He said you're blind too blind to see

[Monkey Face]

Thanks for 'splainin' all that to me. Some days, I do fine, but other days, I get really turned around.
Hey..can you guys get together and make a little tracking device for me? Just in case I wander too far and can't find my way back...*blushing*
I wouldn't ask, but I'm afraid the zombies will get me on one of my slow days... :o[