Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan
Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance
No wonder you never show up...you've got pig's feet!
A guy walks into a bar with one of your relativesm his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!"
That's disgustingly funny!
(I gotta send it to my kids...)
I like your stuff too.
Obviously...or you wouldn't always be wanting to meet me around the corner...;o]
Gotta go to bed. Hug the dog and pet your wife...er...or whatever it is that you do when we're not together, making people blush...
See you tomorrow!
Ahhhh.....I can't read it now. Going for dinner,
Maybe back.
Even though I've eaten, that makes my mouth water.
Thanks!
I won't say a word to anyone!
Thanks for taking me into your confidence.
Good sleep, Face!
:-)
LOL.
Good night, 'Face.
Good night, IT.
Hi fanfan.
I'll file the paperwork to reclaim my wings and halo. Since it was just a test, I should be able to get them back in a couple of days.
You deserve wings and a halo (been too busy to know the fine points of what's been going on, but I say that anyway!)
Hubby is probably going to go to TX to work on the hurricane relief with the USDA people for a couple of weeks.
Maybe I need someone with wings and a halo to pat me on the head....
Thanks, KAC.
I wish your hubby luck with the relief efforts, and I'll send a prayer for him too.
Gee, I wish I had influence to help you in that regard. I could speak as a character witness, but I don't think it would help.
Okers.
You have them back already, should have been on the table behind ya already.
*darn pesky ninjas.. always up and doin' stuff before we ask 'em to.*
Thanks, Bob. But I shouldn't have much trouble getting them back.
It just feels odd to be without them.
Thanks, Darks.
Good night.
Welcome.
Have a good evening.
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