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Naked swimmer entertains diners
Sunday Times (South Africa) ^
| Friday August 12, 2005 08:26 - (SA)
Posted on 08/12/2005 12:19:31 PM PDT by dead
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:19:40 PM PDT
by
dead
To: dead
"Waterborne weenie waving"
Round here we call that jiggin for snapping turtles.
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:21:26 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: dead
Let me be first: SHRINKAGE!!!!
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:21:32 PM PDT
by
stylin_geek
(Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
To: dead
Of course, being San Francisco, the attraction is about a nude MAN!
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:22:16 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Intelligent Design Isn't Very Intelligent)
To: Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle; TomServo; ...
Ping! The "Waterborne Weenie Wavers" would be a great name for a rock band!
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:22:18 PM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Gum would be perfection!)
To: dead
That reminds me of a story I read a few years ago. In Japan, apparently, you could dine on sashimi spread across the naked body of a nubile young lady.
I oftentimes dwell on this story...
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:23:44 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: dead
"Most of the diners think it is quite comical," Jeff Scharosch, manager of The Spinnaker restaurant in the town of Sausalito, said. Mister, you have got some perverted customers.
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:23:55 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: TheBigB
I'd rather he got the name "Stupid Bloody Shark Bait."
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:24:07 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: dead
There's an easy way to stop this, if they really want to.
Get the whole restaurant staff outside, laughing and pointing and each holding up their thumb and forefinger about an inch apart, as in, "It's only this big!"
I'm sure the swimmer wants attention, but I doubt he wants ridicule.
To: dead
Somehow I'm not surprised - it is San Francisco.
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:25:57 PM PDT
by
Ms.Tea
To: dead
"During the past few weeks, the skinny-dipper has stroked his way past the windowed dining room..."
Stroking in public?
To: dead
Is that a cocktail weenie or is he just not happy to see us?
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:27:26 PM PDT
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Owl_Eagle
That's actually mentioned today in Ripley's Believe It...Or Not! Check your local paper for its official name (as I'm too lazy to walk five feet and find out for ya Owl)
To: cripplecreek
Round here we call that jiggin for snapping turtles. Would the turtle be charged with a Misdewiener?
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:29:28 PM PDT
by
msnimje
To: dead
John Kerry "testing the waters" for 2008?
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:30:14 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(The Democrat party is the official party of the Morlocks.)
To: dead
"Local police have been called several times, but the aquatic exhibitionist has been too slippery to catch..."
Or maybe they are simply afraid to touch him.
To: Owl_Eagle
In Japan, apparently, you could dine on sashimi spread across the naked body of a nubile young lady.Did it taste fishy?
To: Owl_Eagle
In Japan, apparently, you could dine on sashimi spread across the naked body of a nubile young lady.Talk about a fight over who gets to lick the bowl!
To: Woman on Caroline Street
I'm too lazy to walk five feet and find out for ya Owl
Amazing coincidence! Who needs to walk when we have Google.
Nyotai-moriOwl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:40:48 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: cripplecreek
one of the largest Great Whites on record attacked in San Francisco below the Bay Bridge...
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posted on
08/12/2005 12:41:39 PM PDT
by
WoodstockCat
(Gitmo? Let them eat Pork!)
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